Husband* : I lost my wife. She went shopping and hasn’t come back.
*Inspector* : What is her height?
*Husband* : I never checked
*Inspector* : Slim or robust?
*Husband* : Not slim, may be robust.
*Inspector* : Colour of her eyes?
*Husband* : Never noticed
*Inspector* : Color of hair?
*Husband* : Changes according to
*Inspector* : What was she wearing? Husband: Not sure if it was a dress
Inspector: Was she driving?
*Husband* : Yes.
*Inspector* : Colour of car?
*Husband* : Black Audi A8 with supercharged
3.0 liter V6 engine 333 horse power,
teamed with an eight-speed
transmission with manual mode. And
it has full LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light
functions and has a very thin scratch
on the front left door… and…and…
Inspector: Don’t worry sir, we will find your car.. 😂😂😂
Abi what do you think he was really looking for..?
His wife or his car..?